I Wish I Was More Like Hitler

I am not an artist - my idea of art is spray painting a swastika on somebody's van;
I have trouble sitting through operas - even though I realize Wagner knew how to put on a show;
I probably should know more about the occult - but I had a girl friend once who used to wait until the full moon and climb over the cemetery wall naked,
and it freaked me out;
I find it difficult to get passionate about politics - because politics is a joke and politicians are clowns;
I'm not afraid of Jews - because I've never met any with imagination;
I don't hate blacks - they are on the highway to self-destruction, pawns in the system's game;
I am not worried about Mexicans - the average Mexican is more NS than the majority of Gringos;
I don't have the Iron Cross - I just did my duty and got the fuck out;
I don't go to museums - unless they are for motorcycles, cars, or military shit;
I don't like to argue with people - I'd rather just punch them out;
I drink, smoke and do the hucklebuck - But I admire Hitler for being as pure as the driven snow;
I just know that he and I are not in the same class - he had class and I don't.

Straight up!
Hitler was the man, he believed in his vision and willed it into being;
He told everybody exactly what he was going to do and then he did it;
In good times and bad he was the Leader;
His aura was so strong that he could hypnotize people with it;
If he told you to do something you did it;
He was the architect of National Socialism and the Third Reich;
In the end, they never took Hitler alive.

Nowadays, there are lots of people who want to be Hitler;
but they wouldn't make a pimple on Hitler's ass;
Obviously, there will never be another Hitler;
We shouldn't even encourage people to try;
what we need is a new kind of leadership...
maybe like the Roman Senate?

But still...
I wish I was more like Hitler  - so I could make it happen;
Don't you?